Via the Sparta Report:
1.And it came to pass In the Year of our Lord 2017, on the 20th day in the month known as January, at the stroke of midday, The Trump assumeth the Presidency, and the people shouted for joy. And words cannot utter , nor can they describe the joy that swept across the People of Trump.
2. But before Trump ascended, the Right Hand of Trump, who was a steadfast companion and a firm Defender of Truth, had taken his honorable place along with his wife, sworn in by a man who was cast out from his own people because he was a righteous man who worked his way to glory.