Russian Spy & Blown Cover | Jeff Sessions

Who blew his cover?
get_smart-tvJeff Sessions looked at the morning newspapers. Both the Times and the Post had the story. He turned on Morning Joe just in time to hear Mika Brzezinski speculate that his career as attorney general may be over.
“Ну, дерьмо,” he sighed, as he pulled down the bottom of his cashmere sweater vest to eliminate any unwanted creases. He then calmly walked to his private Senate office and pulled a painting of some ducks and spaniels off the wall. He paused to look at the scene, as if for the first time. “Ridiculous, Americans,” he muttered to himself. “Bears. Men hunt medvedi,” he said, letting himself enjoy speaking Russian after all of these years.
The attorney general punched some numbers into the panel behind the painting and a seamless cabinet door in the wall at his feet clicked open. The former senator pulled out a vinyl duffel bag. With one hand Sessions slid a thick stack of folders — marked “Immigration Reform,” “Operation 15622b4b70652cBig League,” and “Breitbart, Phase 3” — off his oak desk and onto the floor. Quickly he unzipped the go-bag. He pulled several stacks of crisp dollars, euros, and rubles out and laid them to one side. He moved the guns and boxes of ammo out of the way and found what he needed …

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Sessions — Russian Spy & Blown Cover | National Review

Beware an unleashed Comrade Sessions!!! No one ever knows what international super spies will do for revenge, once they find themselves forced to go to ground and no longer have any need for a cover story!

Putin: It’s not what you did, Val, that angers me so. It’s who you did it to.

Valerie Jarrett: Who? That fucking nobody?

Putin: That “fuckin’ nobody”… is Jeff Sessions. He once was an associate of ours. They call him “Baba Yaga.”

Valerie Jarrett: The Boogeyman?

Putin: Well Jeff wasn’t exactly the Boogeyman … He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman!

Valerie Jarrett: [stunned] Oh.

Putin: Jeff is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will… something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar… with a pencil, with a fucking pencil!!! Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It’s over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then Valerie, a few days after his first Navy Seal died ON MY MISSION, you break his cover? You may as well steal his car and kill his fucking dog.

Valerie Jarrett: Vladimir, I can make this right.

Putin: Oh? How do you plan that?

Valerie Jarrett: By finishing what I started.

Putin: [irritated, turning to Avi] What the… did she hear a fuckin’ word I said?

Valerie Jarrett: [in Russian] Vlad, I can do this! Please!

Putin: [pulls Valerie close, talks into her ear] Valerie , Valerie ! Listen! Huh? Jeff will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing, so get the fuck out of my sight!

[paraphrased quotes from the movie “John Wick”]