Drunk Driving Pot Head Patriots Underachiver Alan Branch Snubs Trump White House Visit

Alan Branch

Overrated Underachiever Alan Branch said he had no interest in shaking the US President’s hand because of the ‘disgusting’ way he talks about women. Then he probably finished his 40oz can of Schlitz Malt Liquor, lit up another blunt and got in his car, to drive around drunk and high and vomit out of his car door like usual.

Source: Patriots star snubs White House over Trump’s sexism | Daily Mail Online

What an idiot. Kids, don’t be like Branch!